Funny Quotes and Sayings
There are so many things that can make you laugh, one such thing is funny quotes and sayings. So many times we hear people saying so many funny stuffs that make us laugh very hard. We can't always remember those sayings but when we do we laugh on our own. This page is dedicated to relive those moments. Here we publish funny comments from famous people or people just like you. If you have something to say funny, consider saying that with us and be a part of an ongoing community.
What did the blonde say when she found out that she was pregnant?
I hope it's not mine.
The most important thing in life is to be yourself...
Unless you can be Batman. Always be Batman.
If Will Smith had a brother, his name would have been Way Smith.
Where there's a Will, there's a Way.
It's no shave November, Halo 4 & Black Ops 2 were released. Pregnancy rates are at an all time low.
Jay-Z has a song for his daughter called glory. Glory spelled backwards is yrolg which means absolutely nothing, but I had you for a second.
Obviously medicine companies don't know what fruit taste like.
I've been good all year. Okay most of the time. Once in awhile...F*ck it I'll buy my own shit.
You haven't experienced awkward until you try to tickle someone who isn't ticklish
I do what I want, where I want, when I want.... If my Mom says its ok.