Showing results for tag "marriage"

Refund please

25 Dec, 2012 08:35 PM

I asked the Priest in church one day: Me: Father, do you think it's fair when someone gets credit for other people's mistakes? Priest: Of course not my son! Me: Okay, so can you please refund me the money I paid you to marry me?... [Read More]

Submitted by: The Funny Guy
Tags: Wife, Marriage, Mistake
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Don't Count On It

16 Dec, 2012 09:55 PM

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer.” the man began, “I can explain”. “Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back…” “But officer, I just wanted to say….” “And I said to keep quiet! You’re going to jail!” A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.” “Don’t count on it,” answered the fellow in the cell. “I’m the groom.”... [Read More]

Submitted by: The Funny Guy
Tags: Marriage, Groom, Police, Speeding
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The Perfect One

16 Dec, 2012 09:51 PM

A friend asked me the other day why I never got married. I replied "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman... I guess I've been looking for the perfect girl." "Oh, come on now," said my friend. "Surely you have met at least one girl that you wanted to marry." "Yes, there was one girl... once. I guess she was the one perfect girl -- the only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything... I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me." "Well, why didn't you marry her?" asked my friend. I shrugged my shoulders and replied, "She was looking for the perfect man."... [Read More]

Submitted by: The Funny Guy
Tags: Love, Marriage, Girl
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How to Divorce

30 Apr, 2012 06:28 AM

Sam : You know what, it's really easy to get a divorce in the Middle East. A man is just required to say "I divorce you" to his wife 3 times and it's done! Jack : It's even easier in the US. All a man has to say is "Yeah, that dress makes your butt look fat" once.... [Read More]

Submitted by: Monica
Tags: Divorce, Marriage, Wife
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