Showing results for tag "church"
Whatever You Say
16 Feb, 2013 09:28 PMThe town fathers were looking for a way to increase attendance and participation at their regular meetings. One member suggested bringing in a hypnotist. The officials agreed, a famous hypnotist was hired, publicity distributed, and everyone was pleased. A few weeks later the meeting hall was packed, and the town's people sat fascinated as the hypnotist withdrew a pocket watch. The hypnotist began chanting... "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly the hypnotist's fingers slipped and the watch fell to the floor... "Shit" said the hypnotist. It took three weeks to clean up the town hall.... [Read More]
Submitted by: The Funny GuyTags: Hypnotist, Church, Accident
Votes: 0
Tossing the coin
30 Apr, 2012 06:08 AMPeter had planned on watching the football game with his friend Harry. Peter arrived late and the game had already started. Harry asked him, "What kept you?" Peter replied, "I could not make up my mind between going to church and going to the football game. So I tossed a coin." "So what took you so long?" asked Harry. Peter answered,"I had to toss it 40 times."... [Read More]
Submitted by: MonicaTags: Church, Football, Coin
Votes: 0