Showing results for tag "blonde"
That was my idea
22 Apr, 2013 10:09 PMIt was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed... [Read More]
Submitted by: Farhad AhmedTags: Blonde, Dumb, Trolled
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I cannot beleive
22 Apr, 2013 09:35 PMThere are three moms. A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my gosh y'all I went through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed." They comfort her, and the redhead says "Yeah, well I found a fake I. D. In my daughter's purse. I cannot believe she has one". So they all comfort her. Then the blonde says "That's nothing. I found a condom in my daughter's purse. I just cannot believe she has a penis"... [Read More]
Submitted by: The Funny GuyTags: Blonde, Dumb
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High Five!
22 Apr, 2013 09:34 PMDeath: It's your time. give me your hand Blonde: No! i know that if i dont touch you then I'll never die! Death: Holy shit! You figured out the key to living forever! You're soooo smart! High five! Blonde: *high fives* Death: Typical blonde... Dumbass...... [Read More]
Submitted by: The Funny GuyTags: Trolled, Dumb, Blonde
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I WIsh
22 Apr, 2013 09:38 PMA blonde, brunette, and a redhead are stranded in the desert. A genie appears and gives each of them one wish. The redhead says " I wish I could fly" and flys away. The brunette says "I wish I was home" and teleports home. The blonde steps up, sighs, and says " I wish my friends were back.... [Read More]
Submitted by: Farhad AhmedTags: Blonde, Dumb
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Facepalm
22 Apr, 2013 09:36 PMBlonde: Officer theres like a thousand dead people here! Cop: Okay, calm down. Where are you? Blonde: The cemetery! cop:facepalm... [Read More]
Submitted by: The Funny GuyTags: Blonde, Dumb
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When You Are Drunk
22 Apr, 2013 09:40 PMSo a blonde walks into a Bar at a hotel that has it on the top story and sits Down. A man in a Trench coat Leans over to her and says,"You should get this beer" *Holds up bottle* "It allows you to do amazing things!" At this the man stands up, jumps out the window and Flies around twice before coming back into the Building. The blonde then orders the Same beer. She drinks it. And then Jumps out the window. And falls to her death. The Owner of the Bar then turns to the man in the coat and says, "You know you're a real Prick when you're drunk, Superman."... [Read More]
Submitted by: Farhad AhmedTags: Blonde, Trolled, Dumb
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And They Say We Are Dumb
03 Mar, 2013 09:20 PMA bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table erupts. Up jumps the others, they begin dancing around the table, exchanging high-five's, all the while... [Read More]
Submitted by: The Funny GuyTags: Blonde, Dumb, Trolled
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Nothing Special
03 Mar, 2013 09:09 PMA guy asks the blonde waitress how they prepare their chicken. The waiter says that there's nothing special... we just flat out tell' em they're gonna die...... [Read More]
Submitted by: Farhad AhmedTags: Blonde, Dumb, Trolled
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The Stallion
16 Feb, 2013 09:39 PMStanding beside a valiant stallion, a beautiful blonde decides she must ride this animal despite having no previous riding experience. Soon, she finds herself atop the horse's back, galloping through a lush green meadow. Unsuspecting, the horse suddenly picks up speed and she finds herself euphoric over the freedom she is experiencing. Once again, the magnificent animal picks up speed except this time her inexperience gets the better of her. She finds herself barely able to hang on. The startled horse is now in a dead run and the beautiful blonde finds herself hanging off to one side of the horse, her head just inches from the ground... catastrophe seconds away. She begins to frantically scream for help when all of a sudden......... Frank, the Wal-Mart door man, calmly walks up and unplugs the ride.... [Read More]
Submitted by: Farhad AhmedTags: Blonde, Dumb, Horse, Stupidity
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Morals
11 Feb, 2013 07:44 PMShopkeeper: this sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir. Blonde: you see i am not interested in the morals of the sheep. just tell me, will it keep me warm?... [Read More]
Submitted by: Farhad AhmedTags: Blonde, Dumb, Sheep, Sweater
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