Funny Jokes
Everyone loves a good joke. A good joke can make you laugh and make you drop on the floor while laughing. Jokes are one of the oldest and most popular ways to make someone laugh. In this page we have tried to collect some of the best jokes that are found online, submitted by people just like you. You are more than welcome to share these jokes with your friend and be the center of the fun. And if you happen to know any jokes that we don't have, then we request you to submit that to us and see the appraisal from our community.
That was my idea
22 Apr, 2013 10:09 PMIt was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed... [Read More]
Submitted by: Farhad AhmedTags: Blonde, Dumb, Trolled
Votes: 0
Weed Whacker Theory
22 Apr, 2013 09:57 PM“Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at the bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow, I think I'll go to the community college and sign up for some classes." The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?" The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed whacker?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed whacker, I presume you have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think that logically speaking, you have a house." "Yes, I do have a house." "And because you have a house, I think... [Read More]
Submitted by: Farhad AhmedTags: Dumb, Trolled
Votes: 0
The Poem
22 Apr, 2013 09:54 PMA teacher whose class is full of rednecks asks someone to use the word timbuktu in a poem. A guy in the back raises his hand and says: Tim and me, a hikin' we went, til we found three whores in a pitchup tent, they were three and we were two so i buck one and Tim buck two.... [Read More]
Submitted by: Farhad AhmedTags: Trolled, Teacher, Student
Votes: 0
I cannot beleive
22 Apr, 2013 09:35 PMThere are three moms. A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my gosh y'all I went through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed." They comfort her, and the redhead says "Yeah, well I found a fake I. D. In my daughter's purse. I cannot believe she has one". So they all comfort her. Then the blonde says "That's nothing. I found a condom in my daughter's purse. I just cannot believe she has a penis"... [Read More]
Submitted by: The Funny GuyTags: Blonde, Dumb
Votes: 0
Wait For The Last One
22 Apr, 2013 09:58 PMA bus carrying many people crashed on an icy road, burst into flames, and killed everyone. Upon arrival in heaven, God says "Since you have died in a terrible way, I'll grant you one wish before I let you into heaven." The first woman, being a person always concerned on her looks, comes up to God and says "I wish to be beautiful." God grants her wish. The next person can’t decide on what to wish for so ends up wishing for the same thing. At this point a man at the very back of the line starts to laugh. The next couple of people make their wish to become beautiful and the man at the end laughs even louder. One after another the people wish the same thing and the closer God gets to the end of the line, the harder the man laughs. When God finally reaches him,... [Read More]
Submitted by: Farhad AhmedTags: Trolled, Heaven, God
Votes: 0
High Five!
22 Apr, 2013 09:34 PMDeath: It's your time. give me your hand Blonde: No! i know that if i dont touch you then I'll never die! Death: Holy shit! You figured out the key to living forever! You're soooo smart! High five! Blonde: *high fives* Death: Typical blonde... Dumbass...... [Read More]
Submitted by: The Funny GuyTags: Trolled, Dumb, Blonde
Votes: 0
If You Have A Complain
22 Apr, 2013 10:03 PMLittle Johnny is outside in the back yard playing with his toy airplane. He takes it up in the air "rrrrrrrrrr" and brings it down for a landing, at which point he yells real loud "All you motherfuckers that wanna get off, get off. All you motherfuckers that wanna get on, get on." Well Johnnys mom is in the kitchen and hears him yell this. Shocked, Johnnys mom runs outside and tells Johnny to go to his room for 3 hours and think about what he's said. Pouting, johnny stomps to his room. 3 hours later Johnny comes out of his room and goes straight for his toy airplane in the back yard. He picks it up, flys it around a little and lands it. With mom listening closely from the window Johnny says "all you nice people that want to get off, get off. All you nice people that... [Read More]
Submitted by: Farhad AhmedTags: Trolled, Kid, Mother
Votes: 0
Spelled Right
22 Apr, 2013 09:50 PMI took my 7 year old son to the zoo today. We were walking around and soon he said, “Look Dad! It's a frickin' Elephant!” I was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at us. “What did you just call it?” I asked. “It's a frickin' Elephant, it says so on the picture!” he said, and so it did, A F R I C A N Elephant.... [Read More]
Submitted by: Farhad AhmedTags: Trolled, Kid, Animals
Votes: 0
A wheelchair will do
22 Apr, 2013 06:51 PMOnce upon time there was three best friends playing on the coast of Mexico beach FL. One kids parents were a business couple and good people. The 2nd kid lives In a good family where he is taught to respect his elders. The third was a poor redneck who's mom wasn't around and had a mean dad. Anyways back to story the were playing on the beach when a helicopter came crashing down into the water and they saw a man drowning. The kids raced to save him. And pulled the man to shore and realized it was Obama. The president then said thank you kids for saving me I'll give you each one wish the first kid says he wants a new toy helicopter. The 2nd kid wishes for some money. The 3rd kid wishes for a wheel chair. Obama then asked why the poor looking boy wouldn't want... [Read More]
Submitted by: The Funny GuyTags: Trolled, Kid, Obama
Votes: 0
This Proves
22 Apr, 2013 09:47 PMJustin Bieber threw up on stage. I guess this proves that either she is pregnant or ....not even him can stand his music.... [Read More]
Submitted by: Farhad AhmedTags: Trolling, Justin Bieber
Votes: 0